At the K-Teen recording studio, Charlie Green, the DJ, is sitting inside the recording booth as he speaks live-to-air, while the Sound Engineer is sitting outside at the controls. Oliver, who now interns at the station, is standing outside with Lily and Miley.
CHARLIE
Hey, it's Saturday morning, eight-o'clock, and you know what that means! (he hits at a button which makes a sound effect) It's time for Charlie Green and the K-Teen scene! What's hot? What's hip? What's cracking in cranium? Cloggin' in your noggin?! Wake up and talk to me, me, me!
OLIVER (echoing)
Me, me, me!
MILEY
This guy is way to over the top, top, top.
CHARLIE
And while you're dialling, grab your head around a little morning Montana!
Charlie presses a button on the music player and "Let's Do This" by Hannah Montana begins to sound. He starts to jig and dance around in the booth, followed by Miley in the recording room.
MILEY
Oh, but he has great taste, taste, taste.
LILY (teasing)
I'll take pop stars with enormous egos for two hundred dollars.
OLIVER
Man, this is the best part time job ever. You know last week, Charlie let me hit the - (approaches sound panel, the engineer slaps his hand away) "wing-ding-ding" button
MILEY
Hey Oliver! Maybe if you’re lucky, next week, you can hit the "boing" button.
LILY
(pushes Miley aside) Ignore her. I think it's totally "grawesome". (turns to Miley) Oh, see, that's "great" and "awesome". Grawesome! I'm starting a new trad. Well, see that's "trend" and "fad". Trad!
MILEY
And you are officially "sweird". That's so and weird.
Back in the recording booth, Charlie Green is still dancing around as the phone rings.
OLIVER
I mean look at him. The guy doesn't stop for four hours straight.
SOUND ENGINEER
(speaking through microphone) Charlie, your wife's on line one.
Oliver, Lily and Miley are now over in the corner.
OLIVER
He's a total bro. He hasn't missed a show in ten years.
At this moment, Charlie comes running out of the booth, screaming with excitement. Oliver's papers go flying everywhere.
CHARLIE
Argh! My baby's having a wife! My bife is having a waby! Argh!
Screaming, he exits. Lily and in particular Miley stare at him.
OLIVER
OK, one show in ten years.
SOUND ENGINEER
OK, we're on live air in ten seconds. Let's see what you've got, "wing-ding-ding" boy.
Lily and Miley usher him into the recording booth.
LILY
Go, go, go, go!
OLIVER
But I don't even know …
Miley pushes him in, shutting the door as he reluctantly sits.
MILEY
You'll do great.
Oliver puts on the headphones. The sound engineer points at him as the song finishes.
OLIVER
Argh … that was argh … "Let's Do This" … by .. by … by um … (he looks out at Miley and Lily and they both point at Miley) Mi … (changes what he is about to say) … little, favourite. Hannah Montana. (laughs) Isn't she um … grawesome?
He looks over at Miley and Lily, who both stare back at him with ashamed comprehensions. Miley covers her face with her hand.
OLIVER (CONT'D)
That's great and argh … and awesome. (awkward pause) Grawesome.
LILY
Was it that lame when I said it?
MILEY
(short pause) Yep, pretty much.
***
OPENING CREDITS
starring MILEY CYRUS
EMILY OSMENT
MITCHELL MUSSO
JASON EARLES
MOISES ARIAS
and BILLY-RAY CYRUS
"HANNAH MONTANA"
***
Back in the recording booth, Oliver is still struggling to DJ.
OLIVER
We're, argh … having some fun now, huh? (presses in a button and the "boo" audience noise sounds) Oh, no, no, wait … I didn't know … I didn't mean to click that, I meant argh … I meant argh … (the flush of a toilet sounds as he presses the button).
Oliver looks out at Miley and Lily, who give him a thumbs up. They force fake smiles to their friend but speak the opposite under their breath.
LILY
He's very bad.
MILEY
(remains joyful) Very, very bad.
OLIVER
OK, here's our first caller … (answers phone call)
CALLER 1 (V/O)
You stink!
OLIVER
(briskly) Thanks for calling. (hangs up phone)
LILY
Somebody's gotta save him.
MILEY
Absolutely.
The two engage in a battle of paper, scissors, rock to decide who goes in after Oliver.
MILEY / LILY
(together) Rock, scissors, paper, shoot!
Lily wins.
LILY
Hargh-hargh!
MILEY
Dang it! (entering recording booth) Like I should be the DJ! (sits) I don't know anything about this! (speaks into microphone excitedly) Hello! This is Miley-Ray and Smokin' Oiken. If you're in a (???), feeling blue, don't boo-hoo, let us talk to you. (indicating Oliver)
OLIVER
'Cause that's what we do.
MILEY / OLIVER
(together) Here at the K-Teen morning zoo!
Oliver presses in a button and the roaring of an elephant sounds. Miley and Oliver high-five each other, as Miley answers a call.
MILEY
Hello, you're on with Miley-Ray!
OLIVER
And Smokin' Oiken!
CALLER 2 (V/O)
You know, I met this girl … and I think she likes me. How do I find out?
MILEY
Be honest and ask her.
OLIVER
(sighs) Oh! You are such a girl. OK. Pretend you couldn't care less, then get one of your friends to ask her.
MILEY
Hello! Is anybody home? (the chirping of crickets sound) Doesn't look like it. This is what you're really going to do, OK?
Cuts to outside the booth, where Lily watches on as Miley talks.
LILY
Hey, that looks like fun.
SOUND ENGINEER
You should of gone with paper.
LILY
Don't rub it in.
***
Rico's Shack. Rico is situated behind the counter, reviewing some paper in front of him as Jackson walks over.
RICO
No, no, no! These numbers can't be right. This is so unfair.
JACKSON
Counting the number of kids at school that hate you again? (looks at sheet) 'Cause that’s definitely not high enough! BURN!
Jackson walks behind the counter.
RICO
This is serious. It's the worst news a person like me can get. (dramatically) Jackson. I'm making to much money. Hold me! (clings onto Jackson's shirt)
JACKSON
Great, now I'm going to have to boil this shirt. (pushes Rico off him) And how could anybody make "to much" money?
RICO
(speaking slowly) The shack makes a lot of money. So my dad thinks he can sell it for a lot of money. The only way to stop him is if it starts loosing money. Then no one will want to buy it.
JACKSON
Don't speak to me like I'm an idiot!
RICO
You still don't get it, do you?
JACKSON
No, not really.
RICO
I have to loose money!
JACKSON
So, loose money.
RICO
I can't! It goes against every fibre in my being. Watch.
Rico takes out a cash note from his pocket and demonstrates his struggle in dropping it.
RICO [CONT'D]
See! I can't get rid of it. You try.
Rico extends his arm for Jackson to try and take the money from him, but even with the added power of nudging from Rico's head, he can't seem to take it.
JACKSON
Whoa. It’s like Uncle Earl with the last (???) wing at the bottom of the jumbo bucket.
RICO
I'm just not dumb enough to loose money.
A slight pause … as a grin fills Rico's face. He hands the bookwork/statistics over to Jackson.
RICO [CONT'D]
Congratulations! The shack is all yours.
Rico jumps the counter.
JACKSON
Oh. Oh wait. I get it. So you don't think I'm smart enough to make money? Well I got news for you. I'm going to make more money than you ever made! And then when you sell this place … I'm gonna be the one in charge. Permanently.
RICO
Yeah. Like that'll ever happen.
JACKSON
Hey. When it comes to money … I'm just as savvy as you are. (draws a cash note from his pocket and holds it up) Try to take it.
The money flies into Rico's hand.
RICO
I already did.
Jackson looks over, bewildered.
***
In the recording booth, back at K-TEEN, Oliver and Miley are still on air, now on the phone to their third caller (as seen on-screen).
CALLER 3 (V/O)
And just because I was the one who asked him out, he thought I should pay! Is he right?
OLIVER
Absolutely!
MILEY
… Not! I say, if he doesn't even bother to kick in, kick him!
Cuts to Lily and the Sound Engineer, outside watching.
LILY
Yeah, kick him good! Hoo-ya! (kicks against wall and falls due to force)
SOUND ENGINEER
Whoa! Four hours and the phones haven't stopped. Not to shabby.
LILY
(making her way up; speaks sarcastic) I'm fine, thanks for asking!
Back in the recording booth.
OLIVER
You know, I can't believe we're almost outta here, but we have time for one more caller. (answers phone) Caller, you are on with Miley and Smokin' – what's your question?
The caller is Robby – Mileys' father!
ROBBY (V/O)
Argh, yeah bud, what do you do if your kid's a pop-star who forgot she has a rehearsal for a music video in ten minutes!
Miley briskly runs out of the recording booth – bumping over Lily as she does so.
LILY
Hey, are you going to make a run … (as Miley passes, she pushes Lily over in her rush)
Lily begins to stand.
LILY
(to Sound Engineer) Once again, I'm fine, THANKS!
***
Rico's Shack - Jackson and Rico are behind the counter, a crowd of men are sitting behind the counter watching the football on the plasma TV which is now set up in front of the Shack.
JACKSON
Men, sports and food. Did somebody say, "cha-ching"! Alright, who's ready to order?
MAN
Get out of the way we're watching the game! And more free peanuts!
RICO
Ha. You buy an expensive TV, give away free peanuts, and no one's buying food! At this rate, the Shack will be bankrupt by morning. I'm so proud of you.
JACKSON
Hey, it’s a minor setback! What has two thumbs and plenty of great ideas? (points at himself) This guy!
***
Outside on the beach near Rico's – Jackson is having a barbeque and selling sausages in bread.
JACKSON
(to customer, as he hands over sausage) There you go, enjoy. (turns to Rico) Ha! Games over. Everyone's starving and they got a (???) fish, I'm selling at top dollar! Could somebody give me a "cha-ching"!
RICO
(smirking) I'm still not worried. With you in charge, something has to go wrong.
MAN
Hey, what's that dark cloud moving this way?
We can now hear a large group of seagulls flying for the fish fillets on the barbeque.
JACKSON
Oh no. (trying to scare them off with tongs as crowds run away) No!
Within seconds, all that is left of the fish on the barbeque are bones. Feathers from the birds fall everywhere. As everyone is gone, Rico picks up a bone.
RICO
You say "cha-ching", I say "cha-chump"!
***
Sweat towel across her neck, Hannah Montana enters the limo and sits down in the seat as Robby, her manager, follows behind.
HANNAH
Who the heck came up with the idea to shoot my music video in a taekwondo studio? I'm exhausted!
ROBBY
I'm sorry honey, I thought it was a good idea, but it sounds like it was more of a case of "taekwondo".
HANNAH
(laughs) I must be tired. I actually laughed at that.
ROBBY
I don't care, it still counts.
HANNAH
(sighs) All I want to do, is go home, get in a hot bath, and then drive my pruned-up bod to bed.
ROBBY
Well honey, you better not prune-to-soon. Did you forget about your concert tonight in San Diego?
HANNAH
That's tonight?
ROBBY
(takes a quick look at his watch) Yeah, it's in two hours.
Hannah's phone beeps. She looks down at it.
HANNAH
Hey I have a concert in two hours.
ROBBY
Whoa, nothing gets by you. You know what you might need to do is take a little nap on the way there.
HANNAH
No, I hate doing that before a concert. I guess I'll just have to shake it off.
Hannah does some bizarre tunes in her voice, and moves her hands in an odd fashion. Robby stares on at her.
***
Hannah and Robby make their way from the crowd of over-excited fans into the limo, three hours later after Hannah's concert.
HANNAH
Thank you guys so much! I love you, goodnight! Goodnight, goodnight I love you! (as the door closes) OK, next stop pruney dream land.
ROBBY
Well you heard it darling, I'll tell you that. That was a great show. At least what I saw of it. I took a nap during the first act. (Hannah gives him a stern look) What? It's a long show. Plus, there's fireworks in the second act.
HANNAH
Nice. Can't watch your only daughter perform but you can stay up 'til 3:00AM watching the Three Stooges versus Godzilla?
ROBBY
Well honey, you're talking about a classic there.
Hannah's phone begins to ring.
HANNAH
(raising phone to ears) 'Sup Oliver?
Cuts to Oliver, who is sitting on a seat with his phone raised to his ears. As the conversation progresses, we jump between Hannah and Oliver.
OLIVER
Miley, guess what. Charlie Green's wife accidently kicked him during the delivery, knocked him out cold. Isn't this great!
HANNAH
And you're happy about this because ... ?
OLIVER
Well until they unwire his jaw, we get to keep doing the show. They want us back tomorrow morning at six.
HANNAH
Six! Oliver, I can't, I'm sorry, I just finished a concert and ...
OLIVER
(interrupting) But Miley. They said that if we do as good as we did today, we could get our own show.
HANNAH
Oliver ...
OLIVER
Breaks like this don't just happen. I mean this could change my whole life.
HANNAH
Well ...
OLIVER
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeee ....
In the limo, Robby takes the phone from Hannah and holds his hand over the speaker.
ROBBY
Come on Mile, you got your schoolwork, you got your Hannah stuff ... the last thing you need to do is put something else on your plate.
HANNAH
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Robby raises his hand from the speaker.
OLIVER
...leasssssssssssseeeee....
Hannah raises the phone to her ear again.
HANNAH
Well, argh .... oh ... OK, fine I'll do it. I'll see you at the studio at six.
OLIVER
Yes!
Oliver and Hannah hang up their conversation. In the limo, Hannah turns to Robby.
ROBBY
So when I talk to you is the only thing you hear is... (makes bubbly fish noise with his lips).
HANNAH
Dad. You heard Oliver. This is important to him.
ROBBY
Well so is everything else you 'gotta do. Like hosting that pet adoption thing tomorrow.
HANNAH
What pet adoption thing? (phone beeps) Oh hey, I'm hosting a pet adoption thing tomorrow.
ROBBY
Really?
HANNAH
OK Dad, look. We'll be home in like an hour and a half, I'll go straight to bed and I'll get plenty of rest and do both. Easy peezie lemon squez ...
But as Hannah is about to finish her sentence, we hear the wheels of the limo come to an abrupt halt. Horns can be heard beeping in the background.
HANNAH
Why are we stopping?
ROBBY
I don't know, but I think I reckon it's got something to do with that massive traffic jam up there.
HANNAH
OK I don't know how...but you did this on purpose.
***
Hannah and Robby are still sitting in the traffic jam.
HANNAH
(impatiently) Oh my gosh, how much longer are we going to be stuck in traffic?
ROBBY
This is exactly why I didn't want you getting in over your head...
HANNAH
(interrupting) Dad! Don't say it. OK, it's going to take a little longer to get home, but...you know what. I'm going to sleep right here. (examines her father's position) Slouch down a little. Slouchy. (leans on his shoulders) Mmmm. Squishy soft. I'm so happy you stopped working out.
ROBBY
You're mean when you're tired.
Just as she gets herself comfortable, car alarms and horns start going haywire outside on the motor-way.
HANNAH
Sweet niblets!
Hannah unbuckles her seatbelt and stands up through the roof window.
HANNAH [CONT'D]
Yow! Freeway (???)! Can the horn section! I'm trying to get a little sleep here!
GIRL IN CAR (V/O)
Mommy, it's Hannah Montana!
Hannah sits guiltily down in her seat, realizing what she has just done.
***
Hannah is singing to the freeway cars, she has just finished performing "Super Girl". She is standing in the car and looking through the roof window.
HANNAH
Thank you San Diego freeway, you are the best freeway in the world! (sits down as applause is heard) I cannot believe I just did another three hour concert.
But Robby is asleep - snoring away - he didn't hear a word of what Hannah has just said.
HANNAH [CONT'D]
(notices that her Dad is asleep) Excuse me driver, can you open this door, he's walking home.
***
Hannah and Robby come walking into the Stewart House the following morning. Hannah is on the phone.
HANNAH
Yes Oliver, I know I'm late. I'll be there, I promise, I just have to change.
ROBBY
Darlin', you can't still be going, you haven't slept since yesterday!
HANNAH
(hangs up phone) Will you stop worrying, I'm fine! (goes upstairs)
ROBBY
Yeah but what about that pet adoption thing this afternoon?
Impossibly, Miley comes back downstairs, running for the front door in a completely different outfit, no longer as Hannah Montana.
MILEY
I got it covered.
ROBBY
Whoa.
MILEY
Yeah I would've been faster but those four bottles of water I had in the limo...really caught up with me.
***
At the K-TEEN recording studio, Oliver is sitting in the recording booth beside Lily, with the Sound Engineer outside watching through the glass. They are talking to somebody on the phone.
CALLER 4 (V/O)
I caught my boyfriend talking to another girl ... what do I do?
OLIVER
Hmmm ... you know what, that's an interesting question but I think I might have the answer for you. Back off! Give the guy a little bit of space! I mean, what are you, his mother? We are men, so we are hunters. It's what we do. (looks at Lily) But I sure hope Miley has a different opinion on this one.
LILY
(impersonating Miley's accent) Ya' think? Sweet niblets, ya' mud-crunkie, what I'd do is ...
CALLER 4 (V/O)
That's not Miley!
LILY
Argh ... caller with a problem say what? (pause) Possum!
Oliver rolls his head in annoyance. Lily shrugs.
CALLER 4 (V/O)
Where's the real Miley-Ray?
OLIVER
Well apparently she got sidetracked ruining my career.
Miley enters the room.
MILEY
(to Lily) When have I ever said 'possum'?
Miley takes Lily's seat.
MILEY
Congratulations, caller! You spotted the Fake Miley! (presses the 'trumpet horn' button) ...And, you get two free Hannah Montana concert tickets. Hope that gets over the end of your relationship.
CALLER 4 (V/O)
You mean it's over?
MILEY
Deader than a possum on the free...way. Dang it!
LILY
You said possum.
***
Rico's Shack - Rico joins Jackson behind the counter. A large group of people are sitting around the counter.
RICO
Whoa. Looks like business is pretty good. What did you do this time?
JACKSON
Proved you wrong, that's all. Found a new meat supplier. Half of what we usually pay. Which means Rico's is ranking it in. Hey, what has two thumbs and doesn't loose money? (points at himself) This guy! (Rico smirks) Why are you smiling?
RICO
Because I have faith in your ability to somehow mess this up. I don't know how, but you will.
A customer stands up and begins rubbing his stomach.
CUSTOMER
Oh man...my stomach. (he walks away)
RICO
Hello, what's that?
Vomiting is heard. Rico's face brightens.
JACKSON
It's probably just the flu.
A second customer begins to complain.
CUSTOMER #2
Oh, my burger tastes funny.
She to runs off, followed by many others, who start to be sick as they run off.
RICO
Brilliant! Bad meat. No one's going to want to buy this place now. Congratulations. Face it Jackson, you're never going to get the best of me. (Jackson smiles) Why are you smiling?
JACKSON
Because I had a hamburger too. (he starts to gag on Rico)
RICO
(backing away) No! No! Noooo!
***
The Animal Rescue Foundation - Hannah, Lola and Robby walk in to meet the manager.
HANNAH
Hey we're here just in time.
MANAGER
Not a problem, we knew you'd make it.
A man with a dog comes over towards Lola.
LOLA
Oh look! It's a little Lola dog for Lola! (man hands dog to her) Oh who's the little Lola! Oh. You're a little leaky Lola. (Lola walks off holding the dog)
ROBBY
You know honey I gotta hand it to you. I didn't think you could do it, but you're lookin' pretty good. Did you do your second win?
HANNAH
Second? I'm about to pop the top of number five!
Hannah starts to perform some bizarre exercises in a similar fashion as to what she did after her music video in the Taekwondo studio.
***
Hannah is holding a dog, speaking to the camera.
HANNAH
And this is Trixie. Say hello Trixie. (she waves the dog's paws in the air) And there are plenty more just like her that need loving homes. So please, ask your parents, 'cause this is a big responsibility.
Robby and Lola (who is still holding the dog) are watching nearby from the curtain.
ROBBY
Thirty six hours without sleep and she still hasn't hit the wall yet.
LOLA
What wall?
Hannah starts to cry because of the cuteness of the dog.
HANNAH
Isn't she so cute! (smells dog) She smells like a puppy dog! The sweetest darn smell in the world!
ROBBY
That wall.
Hannah blows her nose on the dog.
HANNAH
Just like a tissue! With paws!
***
Hannah is now laughing hysterically.
HANNAH
You see this! Half of Matilda's face is brown ... and the other side is white!
ROBBY
(to Lola) And now we move onto the giddy phase.
HANNAH
Brown, white. Brown, white. (laughs) And then ... if you turn like this way ... (turns her head upside down) It's like that side is turned around and upside down! It is, really...it's ...
Hannah lies on the floor and kicks her legs crazily in the air.
LOLA
Does anything come after giddy?
ROBBY
Wait for it.
HANNAH
(to dog) You are so cute. You know who should adopt you. Me! I should! I should adopt you. You hear that out there people. You hear that, yeah I'm talking to you. Don't you even bother calling! Do not call this phone! This dog is mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine! Come on Matilda. We're going to talk Daddy into taking you home.
Suddenly and bizarrely, the dog begins to talk.
MATILDA
Pull it together pop star you're starting to loose it.
HANNAH
This dog ... can talk! I have a talking dog!
LOLA
Maybe you should go get her.
ROBBY
I would but it's almost over.
Hannah lies down opposite the dog.
HANNAH
Who's there? Yes I'm glad you didn't say banana! This is the funniest dog that you ever ... (she falls to the ground; asleep).
***
Miley comes down into the kitchen, yawning. Robby is reading the newspaper.
MILEY
I had the weirdest dream. There was this (???) fence and a little yard ... and a talking dog and then there was this camera man that ...
Robby shows her the front page of the newspaper - Hannah holding 'Matilda' - the headline "Hannah Howls". Miley takes the newspaper.
MILEY [CONT'D]
Oh no! I hit that wall hard this time didn't I? (sits beside her father)
ROBBY
Mile, you 'gotta understand. Even though you sing Super Girl... doesn't mean you have super powers. Not even you can do everything.
MILEY
You just love using your song lyrics to make a point, don't you?
Robby gets up to butter his toast. Miley stands at his side.
ROBBY
What can I say honey? When I'm good I'm good. When I'm bad ... who am I kidding I'm never bad! Fourteen number one's! Boo-ya!
Oliver enters through the front door.
OLIVER
Miley, guess what!
Miley walks over to him.
MILEY
Your phone's broken and you forgot how to use a doorbell?
OLIVER
No ... sorry. OK listen. Got some good news ... and I got some bad news. The good news is, they love the show and they want to put it on every Sunday.
MILEY
Every Sunday?
OLIVER
Every Sunday.
MILEY
That's...well...
Robby comes over with his buttered toast.
ROBBY
Whoa. Well would you look at that. Spread my butter way to thin and now my toast is dry. Yep. Not enough to go around. Way to thin. Way to thin!
MILEY
I get it!
OLIVER
Even I get it.
MILEY
You do?
OLIVER
Yeah! Your Dad doesn't have enough butter, duh! You know what, it's not good for your heart anywayz, so should probably try honey as a healthy alternative.
MILEY
Oliver! (takes toast) I'm the butter. I spread myself way to thin. I just ... I just have to much on my plate. And I didn't want to disappoint you ... I'm ...
OLIVER
You know what Miley. No no no no. It's OK. I understand.
MILEY
Really? You're OK with it?
OLIVER
You tried and ... I appreciate that. Well ... I better go tell the Station Manager. (he starts for the door)
MILEY
What was the bad news?
OLIVER
I think we've had enough sadness for one day.
MILEY
No, really.
Oliver is now standing at the door.
OLIVER
They hated you and they only wanted me. OK, bye.
He shuts the door and walks away. Miley is fumed, as she turns to Robby.
MILEY
What! Can you believe this!
ROBBY
Very interesting. Miley on the radio with my lyrics... Superstar! Miley on the radio without my lyrics ... fired! Boo-ya! (does a dance) Boo-ya, boo-ya, boo-ya! A boo-ya, boo-ya, boo-ya!
MILEY
Fine, boo-ya.
ROBBY
Boo-ya, boo-ya, boo-ya!
***
K-TEEN recording studio. Lily is sitting in the recording booth speaking into the microphone ... the Sound Engineer is watching her through the glass.
LILY
Hey there. You're on with Lily...of the Valley. (impersonates Gabe Lamotti) Hey there. It's Hottie Lamottie with the Swimmer's Body. (resumes normal voice) Yes? (impersonations Gabe) I think you're the grawesomest girl at Seaview High! (normal voice) Oh hottie. You're embarrassing me. Do go on. (impersonates Gabe) You're all I think about every d... (Oliver steps in)
OLIVER
What are you doing?
LILY
I was just ... goofing off while you were in the bathroom.
OLIVER
I know the radio was on while I was in the bathroom.
LILY
(indicates outside booth) He told me Freebird was on!
SOUND ENGINEER
I turned that off ten minutes ago. You were way more fun.
LILY
(into microphone; impersonates Miley) 'Howdie everybody! That was me, Miley (chuckles) pretending to be a pretty girl named Lily. (awkward pause) Possum!
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